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Pop Shots! TomKat Special

What really went on at Tom and Katie's showbiz wedding of the year?

'Let's not and say we did' weddings are becoming the hottest celebrity trend.

After discovering last week that Britney and K-Fed's 'marriage' ceremony was just for show and that they actually did it officially weeks after the bash, come reports that the 'Showbiz wedding of the year'(TM), aka TomKat's, was also more of a mirage that marriage.

According to the Daily Star the "alien worshipper" and his young missus (both kitted out in Armani) officially got spliced two weeks ago so Saturday's celebrations have been labelled "a 1million fraud".

Meanwhile the Mirror puts the total cost of the bash, which was attended by Posh (in a black bustier so tight it pushed her boobs up her nose), J.Lo and Will Smith among others, at 5million.

The tab also has details of the pair's Scientology wedding vows, including one verse which went like this:

"Young girls need dresses, food, affectionate happiness, little details, pots, little combs, perhaps even a cat. Are you going to give these things to her? Say you will do it."

Hmm....

The couple are now on honeymoon in the glorious Maldives - but forget visions of cool cocktails on hot beaches, it sounds more a case of wifey left at home with baby while the old man goes down the pub for a pint, if the Mirror's reports are anything to go by.

Apparently Tom has taken his best man - who's also a big name in the world of Scientology - on hols with them.

Blimey, Katie's going to need more than a comb and a new pot to make up for that...

'SLJ'

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