Tourette's Arctic Blast
The Celeb BB runaway mouths off about the mega-successful Monkeys...
Towers of London singer and Big Brother house escapee, Donny Tourette, has branded the Arctic Monkeys "manufactured wannabes".
The outspoken 'star' who, it's safe to say most people hadn't heard of last week, made his comments in the Daily Mirror's 3AM pages today (January 9).
He went on, "There's no one I despise more, apart from Jo O'Meara and H from Steps. I'm not down with the Monkeys, they're up their own arse.
"Their songs are full of old man lyrics and they make out they write their own songs but they have loads of help... They slag off bands like Take That but at least Gary Barlow writes all his songs.
"They have no sense of humour, they take themselves so seriously. They're drab man."
The peroxide locked liquor lover also stuck the knife into Lily Allen and Charlotte Church claiming neither have any class.
The only person to come out well of Tourette's spleen venting session was Pete Doherty. "He's a f***ing legend and is totally for real," he said.