Weekend: Pop shots
Donny's moving in on the Royals, McFly are taking off - Big Time and Preston's got the dog's dinner...
Kickin off today is the quite disturbing news that bad-boy rocker Donny Tourette, who claims to have slept with over 300 women, is currently "mad" for Fergie and Andrew's Royal daughter Beatrice.
He told The Sun that "All I'd need is two minutes to turn her on to the Tourette charm."
He went on to display his silky smooth verbal skills by saying, "It's not just her looks I'm attracted to " she's fifth in line to the throne. I could handle that." You can't accuse him of being shallow then
"She's definitely hot. She sort of reminds me of (ex girlfriend) Peaches."
Hmm, so, you like her cause she's a Royal and because she reminds you of your ex? Probably more emphasis on the Tourettes than the charm there...
But don't worry, true love is still alive in the celebrity kingdom, and it has never been better displayed than when the soon to become Mr and Mrs Chantelle and Preston err, Preston sit down for their evening meal.
Chantelle revealed her recipe for success in today's Star.
"I'm a good cook now," insists the Celebrity Big Brother star, "I do interesting dishes like soup made from baked beans, marmite and spam. It's really delicious."
Assuming Preston smiles lovingly and chows down on that lot we think that could well be the epitome of true love
And finally today are the whispers that McFly's careers could be quite literally launching into the stratosphere.
The wee whipper-snappers have apparently been yapping at Richard Branson's heels to let them play in space when he launches his new space travel business.
According to The Star, Virgin's plans for space travel are reaching the final stages, though lets hope Branson puts right the problems he's had with his train service or else the 4:15 for Mars won't be leaving until the lads have signed up for their pensions