13 Reasons Why Living In A Jungle Would Be The Worst Thing Ever
Jungles are hot, dirty and full of deadly animals. But worst of all - there's no internet!
Laying in bed until lunch time, pocket money AND always having cupboards full of crisps and biscuits. Being a teenager is the best!
So next time you're in a mood because your iPhone screen is smashed or the WIFI isn't working stop moaning - your life could be much worse. Just ask the kids on Channel 5's brand new reality TV show, Tribal Teens.
A life of luxury IS OVER for these lazy and spoilt teenagers. Their sick and tired parents have handed out a harsh wake up call by packing them off to live with the world’s toughest tribes to see how hard life really is. No more Spotify or cookies. OUCH!
In episode 1, little princess Alex, 16, and layabout Ethan, 18, are sent to live with a jungle tribe in Peru! The holiday of a lifetime? NO WAY!
Here are 13 reasons why living in the jungle as a teenager would suck more than a thirsty mosquito.
1. Your iPhone
No more FaceTiming your bestie.
2. Oyster card
The only tube you'll be using is to suck out the bug that just crawled into your ear.
3. Your cat
No more majorlols with your cat.
4. Make up
The only face contouring you'll be doing is with mud.
5. Kardashian news
You won't know the latest drams from America's biggest tribe.
Forget fashion! No one wears clothes in the jungle...
Do Gaz and Charlotte finally get together? You'll never know...
8. Social media
No one's going to believe a huge snake slithered into your sleeping bag if you can't Snapchat it.
9. The Internet
You're just gonna have to search for something else to do. Like trying to stay alive.
10. Chicken shop
You're hallucinating about chicken drumsticks so badly you bit your own leg. It tasted like chicken.
And don't even think about chillin'... jungles are HOT!
The only thing you can hear are the insects trying to attack you.
13. Tumblr quotes
You need all the inspiration you can get just to survive. Unlucky!
So next time you're being lazy and begging your parents for money remember - life could be much worse!