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Coolsambob
21/M
Lil' Chris - Checkin' It Out.
This is a TUNE.
And because he makes me shine... in the pants.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » The Inferior Listening Thread For Those That Want To Avoid The Cliche Listening Threads.)
Matt Willis - Up All Night.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » The Inferior Listening Thread For Those That Want To Avoid The Cliche Listening Threads.)
Mika - Relax (Take It Easy)
I know I'm supposed to be listening to bad music, but I just can't find any on my computer.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » The Inferior Listening Thread For Those That Want To Avoid The Cliche Listening Threads.)
Placebo - Because I Want You
That's an arousing thought... I need to get me to an OAP gym.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » The Inferior Listening Thread For Those That Want To Avoid The Cliche Listening Threads.)
My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Us.
Oh yes. I rock.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » The Inferior Listening Thread For Those That Want To Avoid The Cliche Listening Threads.)
Ah that would be why then. That's what the vibe is.
Anyone watching? It's pretty good stuff.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I watched it twice yesterday, but the second time I was drunk and at my friends flat. We were guessing what they'd say next also.
The tomboy with the dodgy leg?
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
No shitter than it used to be on BBC1. Still, I feel I must watch it, I don't know how, but it draws me to it. It has a slightly different vibe on 5, though. I don't know what it is, but I'm not the only one to notice it.
Plus, they don't cover up labels on food or drinks now.
It's on in 10 minutes, you should watch it.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I might start my watching today.
After Neighbours and Diagnosis Murder, of course.
Can't miss those.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I think I'll watch all of Peep Show back to back this weekend, actually. I watched all to death last summer, but haven't watched it since.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
Yes, series 4 is out now.
And I assume she'll be back, they have to get divorced and it wouldn't work so well without her.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
Apparently, yeah. It's due back in april or may I think.
They said they plan to keep making it until people are sick of it. Or until they're sick of it.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I'm pretty tired too.
How's about you sit on a washing machine and I sit on your lap?
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
You could have me anytime.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
But I have a nice, tight bum.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I was still quite filthy, but in a young and innocent way.
Perhaps...
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
God bless Peep Show. It's returning soon! Woo!
I can't wear skinny jeans, my thighs are too big.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
He could borrow mine.
I'd need them back though. They don't need to be cleaned.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
You two should settle this like men.
Pants down, lube up.
Go!
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
Can I be the opening act? I'll wrestle with my sexuality.
(posted 29/02/08 in MTV2 » Boardie wrestling one off event in march.)
I heard Cheltenham had it.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » Did anybody else just feel the earthquake?)
Don't forget Manchester. I thought my building was falling down, or that I was having a stroke.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » Did anybody else just feel the earthquake?)
I'll just groom myself, then.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
I like to be groomed.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
I'll experiment with the children.
...for the good of science, of course.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
There are children out there?! WHERE?!
Bring them to me.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
I then had Bambi's mother.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Ah wow, I don't remember them being in it, that's awesome.
Bulk & Skull were in it a while after, as I caught a recentish episode a while back and they were there. I nearly soiled myself. The two activities were unrelated though.
Beatleborgs were awesome aswell.... as was The Masked Rider.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Not seen anything since the Movie, when they became Ninja Power Rangers I had to stop watching. Which was a shame.
Jack Black & Kyle Gass were in it?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Awesome! I've not owned TMNT PJs in years.
The new film was terrible. I hated every minute of it. The Alvin & The Chipmunks movie is awesome though. I was surprised by that.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Thanks, doll.
Now you may want to turn away, things are gonna get mess-ay!
*gets out butter*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
*sits and waits, whilst icing up nipples*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Hell yeah I do. Infact, I want two.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Can I get a rattle, too?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Aww, can't I keep them there a bit longer? I was enjoying those.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
AS ALWAYS!
*bends down to pick up the soap*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Just watch out, you don't wanna end up in jail.
Unless you do...
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Oi, watch what you're touching there, missy.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
The "Westwood gives me wood" club? I'm in!
And of course I'm proud, it's the only thing I've done with my life that means anything.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
I already lurk on that board and burst into furious masturbation when someone mentions Westwood.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
That's a bold move you made there.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
And I said suck balls.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
True, but other than Gladiators and Family fortunes, those programmes suck balls.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Yeah, I love when that happens. Seen them all far too many times, but they're still great fun to watch. I love QI.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
It's pretty good watching. I should've watched it from the start, but it ends soon.
Family Guy is on after though, so whey.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
It ended and I'm now watching a programme called Dawn Goes Lesbian, which seems like the BBC has just paid someone to act like a lesbian.
It seems interesting...
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
I'm all fapped out at the moment, I'm afraid.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
Am I the only person who finds it funny that you have the word "womb" in your name?
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » QUESTIONS FOR THE WOMBATS)
It's alright, I had a lot to spare.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Don't worry, I'm an expert when it comes to masturbating with kitchen utensils.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Now this is living.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Excellent!
Shit, now I can't scratch my balls or anything.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
What is there to stick? I say, stick me to a chair, stick a bottle of Jack to one hand and the remote control in the other.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
With that funny guy doing the voice over for the advert. He'd say "ruddy" a lot.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
That's what happens when you sneak up on Betsy here without pleasuring her.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Hello.
*tips hat and fists horse*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Can somebody internet wank me off?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Heh, kum.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Ah yeah, it could be that, also.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Jagermeister?!
That stuff is the sex!
I've not had it since my great binge on it, about a year ago, though... boy, that was a painful next day.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
It's a dual carriageway, so it's fairly busy at all times.
WHISKY!!
I'm skint, and went to Asda for my last food shopping today, and ended up buying a bottle of bourbon instead... whisky is my mass weakness.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
You can work my road anytime.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
And me putting rodents into my bottom.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
But they don't like to crawl through tubes...
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Can I pet your new chinchilla?
*gets out tube and lubes up one end of it*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I had a chinchilla once, but it mysteriously disappeared one afternoon...
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I want chips.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Heyheyhey!
No misusing my testicle!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Well, I guess you're not the first person who wants to analyze me.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Hmm... I don't know. You do it first.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Hmmm... how do I know I can trust this?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Good girl.
Alright then, I suppose I could do that. As long as I'm alright.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
*cups ball*
NOO! I cannot allow this. Is there any way I could change your mind?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Ohhh no no no no no. You're not getting Mr Righty!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Ah, he certainly is... and I like it.
Yes, you can have your drink now. I'll save my grope for when you least expect it.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Fine, I'll grope you... but you can't take too much of my precious baby.
And Busted? As in the boy band I love?
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Feel a tit? Is that like... feeling like a tit or grabbing a boob?
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'd love a lazy boy chair. Or a lady boy chair... not sure how that'd work though.
And share JD?! I'd expect a lot more than just a short molestation! You can have some, but you owe me a sandwich.
Haha, there was just a blow job joke in Eastenders. Now I'm happy.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'll clean it up the only way I know how...
Mix it with JD and drink it.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'm not really sure, but it's exciting.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy
Heh.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I want to go in the ultra shed!
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'd love a job which consisted on constant fanny talk.
And aww, would you explode if I said willy loads of times?
Or drew one out of keyboard characters... C==3
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
My willy is a comical genius.
A big comical genius.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'll show you how to make one. They're just like the real thing, but with less mess.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
400 what? If it's pence, then we are in business. If not, we may need to negotiate a payment scheme.
And you get to feel me for a can, anal for a 500ml bottle and whatever you'd like to do to me for a 2 litre bottle.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
Can we live in that?
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
You say it was me, but it was your deep, deep desire. You can touch it, but at least buy me a can of Pepsi first, I'm no slag.
I wonder what I'd do with a shed... I can't think, all I know is that I'd damn well love one.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'd fucking love to have a shed of my own.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I know it doesn't, but I have breasts and I crafted myself a vagina out of a toilet roll tube, some rubber gloves and some pipe cleaners. I then painted it the right colour, so it looks like the real deal and then put some sequins on, because sequins are fabulous.
Alright, we'll try and do a bit better... but it'll make the saving up take a lot longer.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'll commit 100%, as I'm that kind of woman.
But the house by the sea may take a while to obtain, how about a council flat whilst we save up?
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
I'll give him sex.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » *back flips into room*)
It's very pleasant on the eyes.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I have one called The Eternal Bum Crimes Of Spotted Dick.
It's about a man who gets put in jail.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I wish I did.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I have a spotless mind.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I have one of those 9p Aldi bags.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I have an empty whisky bottle.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
I'm humming it and swaying it now. Goddamn, it's interrupting my Jasper Carrot watching. Some blonde woman on Golden Balls is doing my tits in, I hope she gets voted off.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
Great, now Reach For The Stars is stuck in my head.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
This 'ere place has been very dull today.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Growing herbs )
Because they've both now been reimaged by these wonderful people.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » When you see it, you'll shit bricks)
That sounds terrible. I've heard OF Dub Side Of The Moon, but wouldn't ever feel a desire to listen to it.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » When you see it, you'll shit bricks)
It depends on where my wood has been put, really.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Ye olde bathing thread.)
I'll do it. I'm not pink, but I will have wood.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » Ye olde bathing thread.)