Come on Kaz ....the tent experience is an integral (sp?) part of festivalness (sp? ...ah fuck it) ....is it not? (posted 02/07/08 in Top 5 » Top 5 Glastonbury moments 2008)
RE: Glastonbury Excellent. Saw him do a set before a Madness gig in Glasgow a couple of years ago. Great stuff. (posted 30/06/08 in MTV2 » Glastonbury)
RE: Dessert Query I can't "walk and talk" ....I get all wheezy and sweaty and somehow disorientated ....multi-tasking is sooo fucking difficult! (posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
RE: Dessert Query Lunch is for people who say "Lets do lunch" .....Dinner, however, is for people who say " Dinner ...ya fuckin' dancer ..I could eat a scabby horse!" (posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
RE: Dessert Query I'd like to see the lads' faces if I came out with the words "That's lunch time"
" Ooooo ...lunch ....hark at her! " (posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
RE: Dessert Query I always thought the "dinner and tea" combo was a purely Scottish thing .... (posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover When said loved one asks you to nip down town to pick up some medicine for their step-father and you meet your big pal who (rather conveniently) owes you a ton and you end up forgetting aforementioned medicine and end up going to a funeral on the outskirts of Kilmarnock with people you neither like or in fact know then in a blaze of idiotic brilliance decide to try and steal someones rather cool leather jacket and only get stopped by a 153 year old security guard who ....obviously ....has a second job on nights at aforementioned loved ones place of work
I slept in the car that night and spilt my chicken satay all over the back seat.
Goostaph
Kontroll ....that's that Hungarian one innit, KDL? Worth a watch then ....?
(posted 02/07/08 in Top 5 » Top 5 last films you've watched)
1. Gallipoli
2. The Filth and the Fury
3. True Grit
4. Control
5. Get Shorty
(posted 02/07/08 in Top 5 » Top 5 last films you've watched)
Girl, I want to make you sweat ....
..so I ain't paid the bills this month ...!
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Girl, I want to make you sweat....)
I hate marzipan and butterbeans ...
Come on Kaz ....the tent experience is an integral (sp?) part of festivalness (sp? ...ah fuck it) ....is it not?
(posted 02/07/08 in Top 5 » Top 5 Glastonbury moments 2008)
Excellent. Saw him do a set before a Madness gig in Glasgow a couple of years ago. Great stuff.
(posted 30/06/08 in MTV2 » Glastonbury)
They playin' any gigs down your way beni?
(posted 30/06/08 in MTV2 » Glastonbury)
Groove Armada were fuckin' awesome.
(posted 30/06/08 in MTV2 » Glastonbury)
Oh Ollie .....what have you done now ...?
(posted 29/06/08 in MTV2 » Thunderstorms cease Motsons pish!)
.....the Germans still won.
(posted 25/06/08 in MTV2 » Thunderstorms cease Motsons pish!)
I can't "walk and talk" ....I get all wheezy and sweaty and somehow disorientated ....multi-tasking is sooo fucking difficult!
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
Got it in one Ginners! :D
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
Lunch is for people who say "Lets do lunch" .....Dinner, however, is for people who say " Dinner ...ya fuckin' dancer ..I could eat a scabby horse!"
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
I'd like to see the lads' faces if I came out with the words "That's lunch time"
" Ooooo ...lunch ....hark at her! "
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
I always thought the "dinner and tea" combo was a purely Scottish thing ....
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV2 » Dessert Query)
Wasn't Lolo officially regarded as the only human on the planet with tits that weighed more than the rest of her body?
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV Flux Forum » ARE BOOB JOBS AND OTHER PLASTIC SUGERY A GOOD IDEA?)
..that's goin to be one well-stretched wormhole right there folks ...
(posted 02/07/08 in MTV Flux Forum » ARE BOOB JOBS AND OTHER PLASTIC SUGERY A GOOD IDEA?)
Yeah, go for it, then you'll have that ol' stretchy creased effect on the side of your norks when you're bending over ....doin' stuff ....
"plastic sugery" ....GOOLOLZ!
(posted 25/06/08 in MTV Flux Forum » ARE BOOB JOBS AND OTHER PLASTIC SUGERY A GOOD IDEA?)
Secretly relieved .....in said hip-flask?
(posted 19/06/08 in MTV2 » An amusing break-in at work today.)
A meat desk ......thats gonna fuck up your paperwork ....
(posted 19/06/08 in MTV2 » An amusing break-in at work today.)
I've been told to cut down : (
(posted 19/06/08 in MTV2 » An amusing break-in at work today.)
Spirits are naughty.
(posted 19/06/08 in MTV2 » An amusing break-in at work today.)
200 Sidekick shots, 2 cases of Strongbow, 2 cases of Tennents lager and 4 bags of wine is my cargo for festival festivities .....oh, and some iced tea.
(posted 19/06/08 in MTV2 » An amusing break-in at work today.)
When said loved one asks you to nip down town to pick up some medicine for their step-father and you meet your big pal who (rather conveniently) owes you a ton and you end up forgetting aforementioned medicine and end up going to a funeral on the outskirts of Kilmarnock with people you neither like or in fact know then in a blaze of idiotic brilliance decide to try and steal someones rather cool leather jacket and only get stopped by a 153 year old security guard who ....obviously ....has a second job on nights at aforementioned loved ones place of work
I slept in the car that night and spilt my chicken satay all over the back seat.
I dont drive
Here are the punctuation marks I missed out ..,,..!?.!.,.
(posted 21/06/08 in MTV2 » 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)