About Me

I've never been to Darlington. I'm five eleven , and Holy Toaster owes me a pint.

My Fluxums

• Favourite Films
• Apocalypse Now, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
• Heroes
• KENNY DALGLISH, The Sensational Alex Harvey, Mr Bill Nelson.
• I Have Never
• been to New York. Any offers please contact me. Thanks very much.
• Guilty Pleasures
• I have an unhealthy fascination for Morwenna Banks.
• I Recommend
• Newcastle Brown Ale along with proper fish and chips eaten from a newspaper. Specifically The Northern Echo.
• I'm Listening To
• System Of A Down. Loud.
• I'm Reading
• But at a push I could possibly be Woking. But never Aldershot.
• I'm Watching
• Seagulls fighting over a Co-op carrier bag.
• My Alter-Ego
• Emily Bronte.
• My Holiday Destinations
• Seychelles. 2009. Deffo.