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mrblackbat
67/M
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=2dcdcaa1ce05e9d83a3da29bcad3db18&topic=11211.0
Some more laughs to be had.
"Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"
A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, circle Earth at a height of 3000 miles at its equator, located midway between the North Pole and the ice wall. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light," the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only give light out over a certain are which explains why some parts of the Earth are dark when others are light. Their apparent rising and setting are caused by optical illusions.
In the "accelerating upwards" model, the stars, sun and moon are also accelerating upwards.
The stars are about as far as San Francisco is from Boston. (3100 miles)"
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
I like how they don't specify which government.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
Because the world is flat.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
I think they could be my all time favourite cult of wackos.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
SK, you're forgetting the idiocy that is inherent in the US. Especially when the "church" gets involved. There's one particular church heavily involved in this nonsense.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
Pinky, tell me you didn't just ask that question.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
It would appear they do. Most of their "evidence" appears to come from crap like "well it must be true because why else would the governments cover it up?"
Failing to see the obvious answer of, the governments aren't covering anything up.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
"Now imagine, if only for the sake of argument, that the person on top and the person on bottom can both manage to remain attracted to the ground "below" them. What would happen if the person on one side decided to visit the other? Since the man at the North Pole has a different idea of what is down and up (and in fact experiences an opposite pull from the Earth's gravity) than the person at the South Pole does, when the denizen of the frozen Arctic visits his Antarctic counterpart, they will experience gravitational pulls exactly opposite of each other! The human from the North Pole will "fall up", never returning to the ground, and will continue falling forever into the deep void of outer space!"
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
"Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?"
lollerskates.
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
Whoops, forgot their own page link.
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
(posted 08/08/08 in MTV2 » Flat Earthers)
He's a more qualified club manager than Hughes was when we took him on, Cass.
(posted 06/08/08 in MTV2 » Oh look... the mods made someone else disappear)
Indeed sir. I blame Hughes.
(posted 05/08/08 in MTV2 » Oh look... the mods made someone else disappear)
Well, anything that's a double album has probably got to be heavier than a normal single album. Especially if they use funny packaging or something.
(posted 05/08/08 in MTV2 » Whats The Heaviest Album You Have Ever Listened To?)
The new job will have just the same power trip people in charge. Unless you're the boss in which case you can have the power trip.
(posted 06/08/08 in MTV2 » The Dark Knight)
Of course its a power trip, and of course you'll wear it, because they're the ones paying you.
(posted 06/08/08 in MTV2 » The Dark Knight)
I dunno I think the Ten explosion was pretty big. Especially with them low low down on the lollapalooza tour and masses turning up early to watch them.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F***ING HELL!)
Or even 1991.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F***ING HELL!)
Happy birthday. I've got the "next year you'll be one year away from 30!" comments coming later this year.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F***ING HELL!)
Venus Star are yeah. Though more for us really.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
Pretending to work from home. Playing Eve. Getting some new recordings done. Failing at doing a database course from home.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
No. I don't like blonds.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
Well she clearly lied then.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
I'd rather not fuck you Dan, sorry, but you're not my type.
I've been hiding under the bed.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
Boo.
(posted 11/04/08 in MTV2 » F A O - Daniel 'ACE' Stockley)
You have to remember, you're playing in the same division as Bolton and Newcastle. Relegation is not a certainty yet. :p
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
Yeah well, he can only score when he plays away. Great player, not for Fantasy Footie tho. Jammy freekick you got last weekend; though nicely taken.
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
'Ello gay useless lump of donkey turd.
Still beating my in fantasy football though. I suck.
*weeps*
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
Yes. We have a very refined manner of smut talk.
Guess what, my internet went down. Oh why didn't that surprise me.
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
"I hate the way you have to call a premium rate line to say "my internets isn't working" for them then to take 15 mins to find that they are doing maintenance"
Or to ask if you, or anyone else on your street owns a microwave, caust that's the obvious reason why your broadband just disconnected....
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
their = pron. & a. - The possessive case of the personal pronoun they; as, their houses; their country
they're = Contraction of they are.
there = pron. - In that matter, relation, etc.; at that point, stage, etc., regarded as a distinct place; as, he did not stop there, but continued his speech.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT ARE YOU ALL? SIX?
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
Zip it wench.
*slaps Hippo in the face*
BT's customer services. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I fucking hate them.
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
BT.
I HATE BT.
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(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
A lacy black basque, heels and suspenders. I NEVER wear knickers.
EDIT - shit that should say "panties", internet dirty blokes never say "knickers". My bad.
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
27/m/uk
SATISFIED?
(posted 13/03/08 in MTV2 » 'Ello)
Toaster's become a lady.
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)
Whatever, it's still incorrect, like most of the bullshit the Yanks spout.
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)
Or maybe its because the language is ours and we use it correctly....
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)
Whupping would be an exaggeration, and I don't really care.
I just think you're a cunt, and feeling shit so being more vocal about it than usual.
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)
Yeah but Cass is a shitbag wanker, so what do you expect?
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)
Feels like it.
(posted 05/02/08 in MTV2 » I'm getting flu...)