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thepinkninja
21/F
and aids.
lets not forget aids.
man, you guys are slipping.
(posted 26/09/08 in MTV2 » FAO. toaster.)
pffft... tbh i cannae be arsed.
*leaves and never returns EVER*
(posted 12/09/08 in MTV2 » see what happens...)
sorry mr toaster, you're not tarred.
im just sick to fucking death of you lot.
i come on here purely outta boredom and it's worse than fucking germany circa world war 2.
(posted 31/03/08 in MTV2 » like a fly to a turd....)
oh yawn.
get over yourself you ginger cunt. and you think that in REAL life, (outisde this little box) you seem to think that you are of social higher archy?
well i've got news for you mayte, this little box is the only place you can call home with the rest of the scum. but in the outside, world, you are the shit on all of our shoes. every fucking single one of you little fascist, nazi wankers.
so go on, have your little colonie of internet worms. made up entirely of geeks, dorks, loosers and greesy little moth bags.
but know this and remember, on the outside world: we are better than you. coz we have lives, we don't waste our nights on the internet pretending to be cool, putting up false picures of ourselves because we are insecure.. yadda yadda yadda etc.
you get the picture.
im the chick in the bar that would throw the drink on you, smack you in the nuts and probably throw you over a table lea ...
(posted 31/03/08 in MTV2 » like a fly to a turd....)
lol.
my thoughts exactly on the matter.
naw, i logged in one day to see all the unprovoked hate threads about me, then i just vamooshed for a while til it all died down.
(posted 30/03/08 in MTV2 » like a fly to a turd....)
awww cheers ace.
i just got sick of *COUGH* *points below* that kinda shit.
(posted 30/03/08 in MTV2 » like a fly to a turd....)
*thrusts*
(posted 30/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
lol... see casing point.
they dig you to.
fat prostitutes called helga who wear viking horn helmet hat things.... corrr.
(posted 29/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
naw.. hairy sweedish chicks rock.
(posted 29/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
sucks for you that i like big fat hairy sweedish girls.
(posted 29/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
*spits puke in your eyeball*
:D
(posted 29/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
*throws up in the back of her throat*
(posted 29/03/08 in MTV2 » Pregnant man.)
eek, i was actually thinking about you when it was on the news just now, glad yer alright.. :D x
(posted 07/03/08 in MTV2 » holy shit holy shit sholy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
*is lurking*
..but only in dark glasses, hat and dirty old trench coat.
(posted 02/03/08 in MTV2 » where is everybody)
*sits and waits in her magical mystical booth of knowledge*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
there's more where that came from.. go on, try it.. more questions for the ninja?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
pah.
ninja's fear nothing.
cheese is cow jizz:
the man who discoverd cheese was the same bloke who found milk, he was a bit weird, he saw that the cow and rude bits bigger than his and got jelous so he deiced to try and snap them off and place on his but instead he saw that the cow was infact stimu;lated by this, he was a sick fucker so he carried on, he decided to drink the white stuff to be all preverted and weird, but he coudln't drink it all so he put some in a cuboard hidden from the wife for safe keeping but he forgot about his antics and the white stuff until 6 months later when he found the fermented jizz and proceeded to eat it, the wife then found out via the tabloids sold her story to heat and divorsed him publically for a million trillion dollers, to make his money from the divorse he was forced to sell the jizz keeping it's source secret until now.
IM ONTO YOU, COW FUCKER.
*shakes fist*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
i get hit in the cunt with an umbrella?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
then you lobster johnson must be removed.
SECURITY! remove this man.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
sez whoo?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
*whistles and waits*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » ask a ninja!)
ah ofcourse... now that would mean then that the paranoid girraffe is now in a casual sexual agreement with the windswept penguin?
who used to be with the bejangled gorrilla but things weren't going to well were they now?
that reminds me i saw the ugly chipmunk the other day in starbucks.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
is that the same one that's engaged to the paranoid girraffe?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
i saw one the other day, just over there *points* right next to the unicorn shop.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*smokes and enages in small talk*
i hear there this patch of water that leads to a new dimension filled with cars..
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*sits on a pink floor cusion and smokes on a hookah*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*shakes a tamborine*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*ska dances*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*does the hey macrena*
ONE MACCA, TWO, MACCA, THREE, MACRENA!
right hand, left hand, right elbow, left elbow, hadns on waist, clap, twist, JUMP!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*does the highly offensive slightly racist spaghetti dance*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
"wassa matta mister grumpy gills?
you know what you gotta do? you gotta......
just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do, we swim swim swim."
*claps hands with glee*
SHARK BAIT OO HA HA!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*frolics and dances merriley*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
LOL.
come let us frolic in a field of sunflowers!
you do that.. here's a can of hair spray and a brush, get on with it, scruffy boy.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*grabs panda's hand and runs for the exit*
SAVE OURSELVES!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*sides steps*
....im beginning to think ollie (aka koodle) is grooming you for his misgains.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
DAMMIT PANDA!
research!
*fire extinguisher-ers*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
observe cage over there..
those brats were touching my cow, i gave hima makeover to look like westwood.
westwooood.... wood. woooood. eeeee.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
AND COWS!
sexy beasts.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
*gets funky with a monkey*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
yeah, you might not wanna see this.
*wears slightly scarey pre-orgasmic super grin*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
NOICE.
can't beat a good intensive wind clean.
*faces naked bum into the wind*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
our shed, though it was deemed STOLEN by a mysterious shed theif.. *glares*
..it's windows have been blown in. and our living room carpet is jumping up and down. it's puuure raving!
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » HOLY HELL its windy outside)
y'know our arrangement..
you COUGH "removed" that bambi stealing bitch from it's rightfull mother for me.
(posted 27/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
i am bambi's mother, that bitch was on the run.
by the way elgin, did that cheque clear? i beleive the payment is in full.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
yup, they were janitors in the school the kids were at. waaaay back in the 90's it never get's shown any more, they were a bit younger than what they looked like in the video for "learn to fly" by the foo's.
i stopped watching after they became time travelling.... that's just weak. fucking with the formula.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
yeah man, i was gutted by the animated remake of the '98 film when it was blokes in suits.
not seen alvin yet.
have you seen the new power rangers?! fucking hell.... not like the good old days when jack black and kyle gas was in it.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
*leaves room slowly making no sudden moves*
...bye then........
*bolts for the door locks it behind*
btw, useless info, i just put my teenage mutant ninja turtles jammies on! :D
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
BACK!
*hands over carrier bag fulla said goodies*
they are all a loveleh pastle pink colour, complements your eyes.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
one for each nipple, seems sensible... ok then..
*skips off with shopping list to mothercare*
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
sure, would you like one of those dummies that you can clip on to your t-shirt aswell?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
i wonderd what was with that smile.
i'll buy you a platic set outta mothercare to play with...
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
wow! i found my car keys! cheers.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
*drops the soap*
errr.... oops. wanna get that?
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
i know, this is illegal in 49 of the 50 states of america, all but calafornia...
...touching things that have been stretched to and inch of life and generally contorted from all angles is a daily occurance.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
*touches*
oooooo... westwooood.
woood.
wood. hehehe.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
westwood makes me wanna touch myself too....
we should start a club.
(posted 26/02/08 in MTV2 » This place is deaaad)
whoa bitch, that shit is hawt.
(posted 25/02/08 in MTV2 » sesame street/casino )