It’s not a holiday without a few too many trips to the hotel buffet or a few cheeky pina coladas by the pool. But Vicky Pattison is complaining about putting on a few pounds after her trip to Dubai.

Last week the former Geordie Shore star enjoyed a luxury vacation in Dubai with boyfriend John Noble, butafter getting home she took to Instagram to share her holiday blues.

It seems that her diet and fitness plan may have gone a little off track. Captioning a totally lol meme, she wrote, “Straight back to work today and reality is just booting the face off me...

“I'm post holiday fat, I've ignored all forms of communication and now have over 3,000 unread emails, I'm dehydrated, forgot what the inside of a gym looks like,” she continued.

“I just want to lie in a ball in the corner of my sofa and eat Monster Munch... ALONE,” she added. Which basically sums up how we feel most of the time, tbh.

We’ve seen Vicky’s Insta holiday pics (hey, its our job) and we think she still looks totally gorgeous.

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