Vicky Pattison: 'I'm the reality TV version of Adele and Taylor Swift!'
The Geordie brunette reveals why they're basically the same people...
Is it their stunning vocals? Their incredible paths to success? Or their cunning way with words?
If like us, you're a bit mystified as to what Geordie Shore and Ex On The Beach star Vicky Pattison has in common with global superstars Adele and Taylor Swift, the lass has revealed it's actually their choice in men.
Which is apparently REGRETTABLE - to say the least.
Writing in her New! magazine column this week Vicky says: "We're quite similar in a way - we always pick the wrong men and then slag them off afterwards."
"I'm like the reality TV version of her (Adele) and Taylor Swift!"
It's a slightly far-fetched comparison - but we can see what the lass is going for.
However while songstresses Adele and Swifty make millions sharing their broken hearts with legions of fans acros the globe - and Adele's latest track breaking Taylor Swift's Vevo record - Vicky admits: "I slag them off in my New! column instead - ha!"
A platform is a platform #justsaying.
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So could the Geordie lass be making a foray into music to share her tales of love gone wrong?
Not likely, Vicky admits. "Sadly I can't sing, I sound like a strangled cat," she reckons.
"I used to play the recorder, then tried the clarinet, but I didn't have enough puff!"
Probably harder than it looks to do that whole international pop star thing. Best stick to Instaquotes then, yeah?