Vicky Pattison Just Made The Grimmest Confession About Her Post-Sex Routine
SHALL WE NOT.
Never one to hold back about literally any aspect of her life, Vicky Pattison has publicly aired a pretty unhygenic post-sex habit of hers that will have you looking at curtains in a whole new light.
On the latest episode of Celebrity Juice, the Geordie Shore alumni was joined on the panel by Jonathan Cheban and James Blunt, who was there to promote his new album The Afterlove.
Um, yeah. See where this is going?
True to form, Keith cracked a joke about his own personal afterlove "sex towel" which sent those post-sex clean up cogs in Vicky's brain into something of a tailspin.
That's when she piped up with the confession to end all confessions, chipping in with the comment: "Don't most people just do it on a curtain?"
Do they, though?
We genuinely hope and pray that's not the usual practise, Viks. Yikes.
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