Vicky Pattison Reckons Geordie Shore Will Be "Absolute F**king Chaos" Without Her
And you know what? She's probably right...
But Vicky's more concerned about the carnage that will doubtless ensue in her absence.
Speaking exclusively to MTV, the Newcastle lass told us life in the house will be "absolute f**king chaos" without her.
"Honestly, I’m almost scared for the viewers, because without me to reign everyone in, or pick Charlotte up when she’s wet herself, or drag Holly out someone’s bed, or tell Gary he’s being a knob, I just don’t know what’s going to happen," she laughed.
"I’m worried for everyone’s safety. I think it’s gonna be explosive and I think it’s gonna be brilliant."
Speaking about her replacements, Nathan Henry and Chloe Etherington, Vicky added: "I’ve seen a couple of bits on the new cast members and they look like excellent additions. It’s a good shake up, the house needed a shake up, so fair play.
"It’ll be a different Geordie Shore. When someone leaves the dynamic is always different, not better, not worse, just different. I’ve gone, so good luck to them! I really hope they come out alive."
Charlotte, meanwhile, has revealed that though everybody survived the filming of Season 10, there was a bit of a Queen V-shaped hole in the house.
She told Star magazine: "She's witty, intelligent and brilliant with some of the things she says. In terms of filming the show and us missing her, it's so fast-paced, you kind of forget she was ever there."
"Holly is the sexy one, Marnie is the dramatic one, Vicky was always the b***h and I was the funny one," she said. "Vicky was the b***h, everyone knew that."
Erm… did we?
Geordie Shore returns to MTV on Tuesday 7th April at 10pm.