Vicky Pattison Talks Sex & Salacious Celebrity Stories
Want to know Vicky Pattison's saucy celebrity secrets? Read her new novel for a few clues...
We all know Vicky Pattison's a party girl. We've seen it on the telly with our very own eyes.
But since quitting Geordie Shore it seems her lifestyle has calmed down… perhaps even a bit too much.
"I’m too busy for sex," she admitted.
"I want to get away before the end of summer but knowing me, when I do I’ll end up getting too drunk and then no one will want to do it with me. So yeah, still no bloody sex for me.
"I’d settle for a ‘tash on’ at this rate…"
Blimey lass, we didn't realise things were that bad. Get yourself down Bijoux for a night out!
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But Vicky's dry spell doesn't mean she's been lacking inspiration for her new novel, 'All That Glitters'.
In fact, over the years she's collected plenty of anecdotes to use - some involving a few thinly disguised reality TV stars.
"There are loosely autobiographical moments in it, I’m not going to lie," she revealed.
"There’ve been times when certain celebrities have chatted me up that have been particularly unsavoury and I couldn’t get away with putting them in my autobiography for legal reasons, so they’re in this.
"Just other reality TV stars I’ve met along the way who’ve tried to put a shift in and been quite rude. I just want people to read it and be like: ‘Ah, I bet that’s so and so!’
"I’ve been quite sneaky about it and changed their names, but I reckon their girlfriends will know it’s them. It’s all very thinly veiled."
We can't wait to get guessing.
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One TV star she can't stop gushing about, though, is her gorgeous Judge Geordie BFF Alex Cannon.
And though the pair definitely aren't a couple, she has confessed to fancying him a bit.
Well… she's only human.
"I love Alex so much in a best friend/brother sort of way but I fancied him loads when I first met him," Vicky told Reveal.
"Would I date him? Ummm…ahhhhh….oh god. No we are co-workers first and foremost and friends second. I'm not even his type, I asked him! He goes for very petite, very dark-skinned girls. So pasty old me isn't going to make the cut! And I couldn't risk the show.
"But if I met him in a bar, then yes."
Are we the only ones who wish these two would just get on with it?
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