WTF? Is Vicky Pattison Moving To LA To Be Kim Kardashian's Personal Trainer?
So here's the weirdest news story doing the rounds today...
The Mirror reports that Queen V will appear in the new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians as Kim's personal trainer.
Vicky apparently told the paper: "I met Kim and Kanye when they were in London for the Brits last month," Vicky told Mirror Celeb.
"Our managers know each other so they introduced us and we got talking about fitness.
"I was telling her about my workout DVD and nutritional products and Kim was well excited about it.
"She asked me there and then if I'd be up for going over to LA and training her myself."
Well, who could say no to that?
Remember When The Kardashians Looked Like THIS?!
"I was ecstatic like," Vicky admitted. "I'm a massive fan of the Kardashians and it's an opportunity I couldn't let pass by.
"It's a dream come true. I can't believe it! Who would have thought I could end up doing this?!
"I'm not sure how I'm going to handle that ass of hers mind. I'm not sure she needs to do any more squats!"
Vicky also revealed that she's a bit scared of Kanye, who fired Kim's former PT after he failed to help his missus lose 15 pounds.
"Kanye told us he wasn't happy with Kim's last trainer because she wasn't able to help her lose 15lbs," Vicky said.
"Apparently he went crazy on her like.
"I'm going to be sh**ing myself whenever he's around. But I do reckon I can do a decent job."
Much as we LOVE the idea of Vicky invading the Kardashian clan and whipping Kim's bountiful booty into shape, we haven't forgotten today's date and we're having a quite a bit of trouble believing this tall tale.
What do you think? Is Vicky's glamorous new job a real-life thing, or should we be wishing a very happy April Fool's Day to everyone at the Daily Mirror?
We think we know the answer...
Vicky will be back on MTV screens later this year with her new TV show, Judge Geordie.