Wednesday: Pop Shots!
Posh is networking, Cameron is moving out and Pete is getting naked...
Posh's trip to LA is proving to be everything she ever dreamed of.
Not only have triple A-list stars TomKat and J.Lo taken her under their luxury feathered wing but Michael Jackson has also been in touch. Yes! Just don't ask why.
Um, okay then - he needs the cash by all accounts and has asked Posh to buy his 2,800 acre Neverland ranch off him.
But while the house-hunting, Pob-sporting WAG is up for a nose around, insiders say she really has her heart set on buying a pad once owned by Lionel Richie.
Cameron Diaz, meanwhile, has moved back home to be with her mum after breaking up with JT.
A source told the Sun, "The split with Justin is totally amicable so there's no rush. But they don't want to be living in the same house anymore."
Chin up, Cam. At least you'll get all your washing done and meals cooked. Raucous partying on the other hand...
Talking of which, Kate Moss apparently got quite the 33rd birthday 'treat' from her boyf Pete Doherty the other night.
Fans at the Boogaloo pub in north London where Babyshambles played an impromptu gig on Monday, say the singer highlighted Mossy's big day by getting naked.
"Pete was going for it on the stage," a source told the Daily Star. "He started to strip and the crowd went wild. He had his red amplifier and started simulating sex with it.
"Kate looked mortified, but Pete caught her eye and winked at her and then she smiled."
Honestly Pete, a card and a nice piece of jewellery would have been fine. What's he going to be like on their wedding day we want to know...