Taylor Swift As Maid Of Honour, Justin Bieber As Best Man: What The 2015 VMAs Seating Plan Would Mean If It Were A Wedding
The 2015 VMAs seating plan has been revealed, but what would it mean if the ceremony was a wedding reception?
The 2015 VMAs are very nearly upon. So close, in fact, that seats have now been careful reserved for this year's attendees - all planned out to make sure BBFs stay close, and rivals stay far, far away.
But what would these very specific groupings mean if the VMAs were, in fact, a wedding ceremony? Congrats Taylor, you've made Maid of Honour!
Right, let's break this down...
Britney Spears, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Ne-Yo, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen
There’s no two ways about it, this table are basically linked by blood to the VMAs. There was never a question about their invite. Sat right at the front for years of loyal service, Britney and Kanye are basically the mum and dad of the awards. This table of course wouldn’t be complete without the presence Kanye’s squad either. Namely to avoid getting an earful during the speeches.
Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, Serayah McNeill, Tori Kelly and Nick Jonas
You couldn’t ask for a better maid of honour than Taylor Swift. Despite being burned in the past by a certain VMA patriarch, she’s stuck by them no matter what. As wedding gifts go, a video premiere isn’t too shabby either. As a result, she’s been given her pick of beautiful bridesmaid to surround her. But with every wedding, there is a victim of the table place name swap, this victim is Nick Jonas.
Justin Bieber, E40, Big Sean, Fifth Harmony, Fall Out Boy
Best man Bieber and his boys will always have a place at the VMAs. The type to finish the table wine first and be forced to minesweep the rest of the tables, these boys are experts when it comes to chatting up the fairer guests of the party, As for Fifth Harmony? Yeah, they were the ones swapped with Nick. But there’s no doubt they’ll be able to hold their own.
Demi Lovato, Kelly Osbourne, Jeremy Scott, Rita Ora, Pharrell
The VMAs go WAY back with this lot. Always up for a good time, these guys are the life and soul and always first to their feet when the music starts.
Emily Ratajowski, James Bay, 21 Pilots, Silento
Ah, reception guests. Often thought of as the lesser invitees, but this couldn’t be further from the truth. This lot are new acquaintances of the VMAs but still managed to get an invite to the big day because their that darn great. This table often makes for awkward chatter and, once the champs start flowing, unlikely blossoming romances.