When you think of Will.i.am you think of many things; judge on The Voice, main dude from The Black Eyed Peas, makes great wireless headphones. But not in a million years would Ithink ‘Oh yeah, bomb YA novelist’.

So, wondering ifWill could reallybe the next Stephanie Meyer, I decided to take a gander at his new novel WAR: Wizards and Robots...and here’s what I thought.

But first: can adults pass a real GCSE?

1. Will.i.am has written a YA novel? What’s happening?

It was odd enough when David Walliams started doing children’s book tbh.

2. Are the Black Eyed Peas ever coming back?

Shut Up was - and remains to be - aJAM.

3. Though Fergie’s solo music is low-key brilliant...

Milk Money was life-changing.

4. We’re still super sad over her divorce from Josh Duhamel...

Life As We Know It was a greatfilm. Where is Katherine Heigel these days? Oh yeah, back to this book...

5. Wizards and robots seems to be an odd mix...

Though how good would Harry Potter and C3PO be as a crime-fighting duo?

6. Slovenia in 1489 – this is going to be happening....

Name a place and time you want to be less. Try.

7. It’s page one and I’ve already had to look up three words...

What even is a pennant?

8. Great we have a 14-year-old boy and an old man...

No hot dudes here.

9. Does Will.i.am ever get called Bill?

He should.

10. This book is already sounding super Game Of Thrones...

Anything GOT we’re very into. The fact that we have to wait until 2019 until it’s return is horsesh*t.

11. Why are we reading all this talk of daggers and bows in a sexual way?

We have problems. Or maybe Bill does.

12. Oh there’s an Emporer, does he have clothes on?

Lol.

13. So far there just seems to be male characters apart from a servant girl...

Where arethe badass women at?

14. And Matthias is kind of a whiner...

Yeah your Master is probs about to die and your castle has been capturedbut we all have problems, kid.

15. Oh he died...

SPOILER.

16. And now we’re in Florida in the 2052...

Omg I’ll be old AF in 2052.

17. Finally a girl...

And it’s set in high school. Loves a teen drama. 13 Reasons Why season two - come at me bro.

18. Oh there’s a drone – so futuristic...

Amazon will be making a mint.

19. Lol this ‘teen speak’ is great...

Does anyone use the word ‘lame’ anymore?

20. “And the blue eyes that make you melt when you see him”...

Will.i.am wrote that.

21. Okay so Ada really has to go the this party, it’s clearly the best one of the year...

Grab your futuristic flip phoneand have a great time bbz.

22. Oh it’s thrown by her Ex boyf Han. Wait Han?

As in Solo?

22. He has a lake house tho...

The Lake House.lso a great film.

23. What teenage girl wears a cream jumpsuit, heels and a chignon to school?

LOVE THIS.

24. Oh no, three friends never works...

That’s got feeling left out written all over it. BEEN THERE.

25. A girl eating ice-cream because she’s unhappy...

You guys, come on.

26. Speaking of, some Mini Eggs would really get this party started...

Done.

27. god dammit JUST GO TO THE PARTY ADA...

Go win back your man.

28. Okay I’m in this...

Even though I know it’s a 42-year old rapper writing this, i'll be straight with you: the teen angst has hooked me. FML.

If YA books are giving you all the feels and you don't know how to handle them then Hannah Witton is here to be your very own millenial Agony Aunt babes....