Tuesday: Pop Shots!
Where's the Love gone Will? Meanwhile Bobby can't sleep and Chris and Donny are scrapping again...
First off today is the news that Black Eyed Peas star Will.I.Am has been helping the police to crack down on his criminal fans.
After every gig the rapper gets out his laptop and trawls the net trying to find anyone who's illegally posting images from the performance.
"I check MySpace and YouTube," he told The Mirror, "and whoever puts up clips of the show first gets arrested!"
So I guess we can all learn something from that (like not posting anything dodgy until the morning after!)
Another music legend who's playing on the straight side of the law these days, is '80s icon Bobby Gillespie.
The singer, 42, has written to Islington council in a bid to get his local pub to shut down early because their loud music is keeping him up!
Surely this is a little rich coming from a man who led a band called Primal Scream
And finally today, a rather cute little rock spat.
Well, we say cute, though pathetic might be a better word, as Radio 1's Chris Moyles and Towers of Londonlead man Donny Tourette fight it out with harsh words and baked goods.
Moyles, who banned Towers of London's music from his show, yesterday received a hundred pies in the post, with a note attached calling him a "fat bastard."
A source close to the band told The Mirror that they "think he should stick to eating pies instead of spouting off about music."
Maybe no-one told The Towers that he is a DJ, and that's kind of his job.
On the other side, however, maybe Moyles should remember that he is a DJ and he should stick to his job and not see through on his threat to start a band to rival The Towers.
But should he not heed our advice and start the band anyway, we promise we won't keep keep you posted