Someone's Turning Facebook Profiles Into Song Lyric Jokes (And It's Amazing)
Time to make your Facebook unsearchable...
There are a group of unsuspecting people on Facebook whose names, unfortunately, can be mistaken for popular song lyrics. Case in point...
WHAM: LAST CHRISTMAS
♩ ♪ ♫ 'Last Christmas, I...' ♩ ♪ ♫
Gayview's parents clearly had no idea what they were dropping him in until a pre-scandal George Michael came along whingeing about what happened to him last Christmas.
♩ ♪ ♫ 'Don't go...' ♩ ♪ ♫
A beautiful sounding name for a very chipper looking young man, whose life has sadly been ruined by people who can't work out what TLC are singing about.
ONE DIRECTION: STEAL MY GIRL
♩ ♪ ♫ 'Everybody wanna steal...♩ ♪ ♫
...and we bet the One Direction boys are chuckling. Heck, a fiver says Niall was behind searching out an unsuspecting victim for Facebook name switcheroo.
NICKI MINAJ: ANACONDA
♩ ♪ ♫ 'My Anaconda don't want none unless...' ♩ ♪ ♫
♩ ♪ ♫ 'Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm...' ♩ ♪ ♫
Phew. We're punned out.