It's Raining Dildos In Portland, Oregon. Seriously.
Who is this mysterious dildo fairy and why are they decorating Portland's power lines with sex toys?
If you're heading to Portland, Oregon, anytime soon, you might want to look up. Why? Because there'll probably be dildos hanging from power cables above your head.
According to Reuters, hundreds of the phallic objects have been erected over the past few days, strung together in pairs.
They are mostly orange and white.
Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple first spied them at a neighbourhood fair last weekend, saying, "You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them. Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos."
We would take photos. Just think of all the Instagram likes!
Thank you, mysterious dildo fairy, for this entertainment.