Nigel Farage has blamed arriving late to a conference on “open door immigration and the fact that the M4 is not as navigable as it used to be." Because, erm, Nigel Farage.

His comments have given people like Boris Johnson and the collective Labour party leverage to call him out for stupidy, with Bo-Jo likening his comments to "sewage".

In inevitable fashion, the best responses have come from Twitter, the open forum of life’s comedians. As follows:

A UKIP Traffic account has been quickly drawn up, providing insightful and accurate news blasts.

Channel 4 treading the line between investigation and mockery.

The C4 news anchor follows up...

Speaks for itself really.

Official Twitter Page.

Fin.