Stuck On Valentine's Day Gifts? How About Giving Your Partner A Bronzed Bumhole?
Really, that is as romantic as it sounds.
The most romantic day of the year is a fortnight away and it’s a fact that the majority of the Earth’s couples have no idea what to get their significant others. Luckily, for fans of alternative personal mementos, a twinkly-eyed beardy man from East London (called Magnus, no less) has come up with the perfect solution. An anal sculpturist of the highest degree, Magnus can make an identikit copy of your arsehole. In bronze.
Think we’re having you on? If only. Rayna Terror, who describes herself as a “full time latex, glamour and fetish model,” offered herself up for the sake of film to test the process of having an old man pour hot wax into your crack.
However, we understand bronze isn't in everyone's price range: a solid bronze anus casting costs in excess of £1000.
How about combining fine dining with your spouse's nether regions, and getting a chocolate cast instead? At £23.95, it's a much more attainable goal.