There’s A Dinosaur-Sized Alligator Roaming Florida
And nobody seems that bothered about it...
Look at this monstrosity that’s been roaming around golf courses in Florida:
Unsurprisingly, its gone viral due to the fact it’s about the same size as a LORRY.
Look at that tail. Look at its weirdly saggy neck. Look at the fact that it belongs as a prop in a children’s theme park because something of that size statistically cannot be a real, live thing.
What’s even more disturbing is that commenters seem to be surprised at the reaction this alligator-saur is receiving. Nothing like a little #humblebrag about how big the animals in your area are.