10 Weird As F**k Apps You Need To Try

Apps are the best. From Instagram to Snapchat we literally couldn't live without 'em. But for every Periscope there's a Bowel Mover Pro… which we honestly promise is not something we've made up. Here are the weirdest apps we've ever considered downloading

Is your pooch feeling lonesome? Does your hound need a bit of ruff? Tindog (you heard) matches your dog with friendly mutts in the neighbourhood. Just upload a picture of your pup and wait for that special paw to swipe right. Barking, but brilliant.

What to add a bit of zing to your toilet time? Paper racing could be just what you're looking for. The app encourages you to exercise your hands by yanking off e-loo roll in a certain amount of time. You can even play against your friends. Err, yay?

So, you're in the flicks and you've just downed a soft drink bigger than your head. But what if you run to the loo just as Zac Efron gets his kit off? Run pee tells you the three - five minute moments in a movie when nothing good happens. Amazing.

All the coolest kids have cracked screens, right? But you can get that 'just dropped' look without the hassle of actually ruining your phone, simply download this app and choose the level of damage you want to fake. No, really.

FINALLY an app that tracks your movements. Log your poos, how much water you've drunk and how stressed you're feeling and the app will tell you if your turds are top notch or bummed out. Apparently it's a good way of checking your overall health, so....

When you fire up the app, a depressed-looking cow stares back at you. Poke the cow and it moos. That's it. The app's creator assures us that, “Hello Cow has provided over an hour of laugh filled entertainment to the target audience.” We're not judging.

Ever have trouble deciding if a creature is a llama or a duck? Yes? Well. Frankly, you're an idiot but you may enjoy this game that challenges you to do just that and we're not even kidding. Enjoy!

O.M.Gee. This app, that allows you to squeeze your way through levels of spots including (gulp) 'the shooter', may just be the most revolting thing we've ever seen. OBVS we downloaded it in seconds.

Got ghost issues? Spirit Story Box is the app for you. It claims to translate the words of spooks that could be sitting on your shoulder or weirding about in your basement right now. According to reviews, they say something other than WooOOOOOooooOOOOOOO.

So Ed Sheeran plays the first few bars of 'The A Team' and you want to hold your lighter in the air, but why would you have one? Smoking is for fools. Step forward Virtual Lighter. The flame even moves as you wave your phone AND FEEL ALL THE FEELS.