WWE Raw Results: Kane Chops Down Lumberjacks In Chaotic Seth Rollins Clash
If you haven't seen WWE Raw yet and don't want to know what happened... well, get off the internet, you ineffectual lumberjacks. And stop searching for WWE articles.
However, should you wish to know how the show from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois went down, results and vids are after the jump...
WWE Raw results:
New Day beat Randy Orton and Dean Ambrose
Nikki Bella smashed Naomi with a forearm and the Rack Attack to win
US open challenge: John Cena defeated Dolph Ziggler with an Attitude Adjustment. A couple in the crowd who got engaged was acknowledged as the match was going on
The Dudley Boyz finished off The Ascension via a 3D
Sheamus and King Barrett were victorious over Neville and Cesaro when Barrett smacked Nev with a Bullhammer Elbow from the outside and Sheamus grabbed the pin
Roman Reigns got a countout win over Braun Strowman
Ryback Shell Shocked Rusev for the win. Rusev then got dumped by Summer Rae… for getting engaged to Lana IRL
Kevin Owens beat Kalisto
Brie Bella and Alicia Fox triumphed over Charlotte and Becky Lynch
Kane defeated Seth Rollins in a lumberjack match, despite the lumberjacks ganging up on Raw’s Director of Operations