Some Questions We Have About Zac Efron's Leather Trousers
1. How would you even begin to fit pants under there?
Zac Efron dropped into The Ellen Show wearing possibly the tightest pair of leather trousers the world has ever seen this week. Presumably because he's Zac Efron and Zac Efron can wear trousers as tight as Zac Efron wants as he's perfect and the world would probably still love him if he turned up naked.
Actually the world would probably love him even more if he did that, but that's beside the point right now.
Anyway, as a controversial item of clothing that reappears on the runway again and again, leather trousers raise a lot of questions in term of both styling and practicality. Naturally it seemed appropriate to outline a few of the most pressing issues for Zac to answer for us all below.
What made you get out of bed this morning and think, "Yep, today's the day for leather on my legs"?
Do they make you feel like Ross Geller?
When you sit down, don't they cut off the blood circulation to your quite considerable quads?
Do they make a squeaky noise when leather meets leather?
Don’t they make you kinda sweaty?
And make your legs expand from the heat?
Is it like a volcano in there?
Aren't they making you burn up?
Do you think there’s enough give in them to do a lunge without fear of a crotch rip?
How does it work if you get a wedgie?
Are you even wearing pants under there?
Tell us you at least learnt something from Lenny Kravitz and THAT wardrobe malfunction?
But doesn't that make things even more sweaty?
And how did you even get them on in the first place?
Did you use talcum powder?
DID THEY COMBINE TO FORM A PASTE?
Let us know how it works out, would you Zac? We’ll be awaiting your reply, preferably in the form of a handwritten letter, but at the very least some form of Twitlonger will do.
- By Linds Foley.
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