Celebrity Big Brother 2016: Stephanie Davis Refused To Have Sex With Zayn Malik On Their First Date, So No Pillowtalk
So many puns to be made, so little time.
If you've ever wondered what a first date with Zayn Malik would be like, then have we got the SCOOP FOR YOU.
And no, it's nothing like the Night Changes vid. Unless that's also secretly set in Leeds.
Anyway, currently whiling away her time in the Celebrity Big Brother house, Stephanie Davis has decided to start chatting about that time she briefly dated Zayn.
She must have special senses what with the timing of this revelation.
"He said 'I'm coming to Leeds this week, would you meet up with us?' And I said 'yeah, but I don't drive so my mum will have to drop me off'," Steph told her housemates of their first date.
"We spent about three hours on the phone talking in the first conversation."
She added: "I went to Leeds to meet him, and I went to his hotel room, but I thought I'm not that type of girl - to sleep with you straight away, I'll make you wait - so I just ended up kissing him."
Steph reckons they stayed up until 4am just talking, though he 'struggled to let her go because they hadn't slept together', as she added "he just wanted us".
We mean, sure.
Catch Celebrity Big Brother tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.
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