Zayn Malik Calls Naughty Boy A ‘Fat Joke’ On Twitter As Video From Krept & Konan Collaboration Leaks Online
WHAT IS GOING ON?
Just when you thought you were going to have a boring Monday, Zayn Malik has just exploded on Twitter with an apparent tweet to friend Naughty Boy, calling him a ‘fat joke’.
YEP, WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE PEOPLE.
Zayn caught the attention of his fans after tweeting a cryptic message, saying: “Someone learned how to upload a video... maybe now he should learn how to use logic ha you ain't shit but a faker.”
Hmm, confusing right?
But then, hidden away in the direct replies, was a pretty clear memo Zayn had directed to his supposed pal Naughty Boy three minutes earlier, which said: “@NaughtyBoyMusic you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you.”
Well, that escalated quickly.
It seems all this has kicked off after some mysterious videos surfaced online of what appears to be a proper music video to go with Zayn’s collaboration with Krept & Konan, called ‘No Type’. This is what that leaked footage looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KddcEZPMjA0
https://twitter.com/WW1DUpdates/status/620417479635021824
Yes, that lyric you’re hearing is, “Then I gave her that 1D, if you know what I’m saying”. WE CAN’T.
Besides the understandable fact that the entire Zayn/One Direction fandom is losing their mind right now, there’s even more drama going on thanks to the presence of a certain man bun.
In bits of the leaked footage, you can see Zayn’s still rocking his short sides and ponytail look, which was the same hairstyle he was working with when he was still in One Direction.
Of course, Zayn could’ve just delayed shaving his head off for a few days or so, but at this point we have no idea what to believe.
Are we being trolled by Zayn and Naughty Boy right now? Is this some weird publicity stunt? Someone please help us, we can’t carry on without knowing if the Zaughty dream is actually dead or not.
Update: rumours are spreading that Zayn and Naughty Boy have now unfollowed each other on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/paynswodka/status/620584734754775040
Update on the update: Um, nevermind?
98 Times Zayn Malik Made Us Swoon
See, she is the freak of the week
(Mustard on the beat hoe)
Last night I had two bitches
Vegas where it's always getting real
Something sexy 'bout them pretty keep it hood bitches
They just seem to show me what I'm feeling
Let your body see, I said she freakin' to me
The way she move that ass to the beat
Now everybody, see, she is the freak of the week
You got your body speaking to me
Step, step, step to the party like an OG
Party jumping, neighbours can't go sleep
Now the neighbours tryna call the police
Fuck the feds
Say you a freak, show me how freaky
And she got moves like bad gyal RiRi
Said he hit it right, go H.A.M when he tap that
You last ten seconds, man, you're a Snapchat
Hit it in a car, hit it in a house
Hit it in a bath, hit it on a couch
Meet me outside, jump in the ride
If she ain't mine then she probably with Kone
(Holla at me)
I'ma grab your waist
Okay, how much long gonna take?
I'll wait
Came with that nigga? No, no
You should be my bitch
See, she is the freak of the week
The way that body speaking to me, now everybody
See, she is the freak of the week
You got your body speaking to me
Uh, yeah I know that you want it
You want it, you want it, you want it
Tonight, let's see you get naughty
Get naughty, get naughty, get naughty
Say you got a man, you don't seem sure
Showing off your skin, I wanna see more (Take it off)
We can take a little detour
Have you ever ate McDonalds on a G4?
You got your keys to my beep beep
They ain't doing it right, come and see me
I can tell that you're freaky
And I know you ain't shy like Chief Keef
I can see you got your eye on it
Big batty girl, come whine on it
Big titty girl, where your arse at?
She can't believe that I asked that.
I'ma grab your waist
Okay, how much long gonna take?
I'll wait
Came with that nigga? No, no
You should be my bitch
See, she is the freak of the week
The way that body speaking to me, now everybody
See, she is the freak of the week
You got your body speaking to me, uh
Yeah, I know that you want it
You want it, you want it, you want it
Tonight, let's see you get naughty
Get naughty, get naughty, get naughty
She's a freak
She's so freaky
She's so freaky
Oh, so freaky
She's a freak
She's so freaky
She's so freaky
Oh, so freaky
See, she is the freak of the week
The way that body speaking to me, now everybody
See, she is the freak of the week
You got your body speaking to me
Uh, yeah I know that you want it
You want it, you want it, you want it
Tonight, let's see you get naughty
Get naughty, get naughty, get naughty
She's a freak
She's so freaky
She's so freaky
Oh, so freaky
She's a freak
She's so freaky
She's so freaky
Oh, so freaky