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Zayn Malik's New Instagram Selfie (And His 'Zitties') Have Sparked An Internet Meltdown

But are they zoobies or zitties?

The whole of the internet has gone into meltdown because Zayn Malik has posted a topless selfie. Well, we might be exaggerating just a little bit but people are still absolutelyfreaking out.

We have to admit, Zayn's latest Instagram selfie does look like he's doing the classic boob push up and we agree with the rest of the internet that his pecs are looking rather plump.

Some are calling them zoobs, others zoobies, but the nickname that has reigned supreme is zitties, some have even given it a trademark for lolz.

We've summed up the best reactions and decided that the internet is officially broken.

Some say a whole community could live inthe zitties...

http://zitties.tumblr.com/post/132820216329/zayns-titties-zitties-are-so-fuckin-strong

Some say they can fix all of Liam's singleton problems...

http://studmuffinscupcake.tumblr.com/post/132824053600/zayn-pushing-them-zitties-together-because-liam-is

Some simple cannot cope with the power of the zitties...

Some say the zitties should be endorsed by Victoria Secret...

Of course everyone is obsessed with the alliteration possibilities...

And some thought it appropriate to add a Drake song to the picture to take it to the next level...

Thank you Zayn. Just thank you.

By Megan Downing

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