Zayn Malik Covers Highsnobiety Magazine

Is that a Harry Styles inspired Gucci jacket we spy?

Just hanging about in the mist, as you do.

Q. Is there anything sexier than a one-eyed Malik? A. No. No there is not.

NOOOO. Don't let the aliens take him, we'll tidy our bedroom, we promise.

At least he got some free telekinesis powers out of it.

Also laser beam eyes, because they are very handy in life when you're an attractive popstar type.