Zoella’s Vlogmas is so close we can smell it. And it smells like gingerbread (hers) and desperation (ours). As we prepare for 24 days of Zoe, let us present you with our musings of what we’re likely to expect.

HEAR THAT ZOE, WE EXPECT THIS…

1. She does a Christmas lipsticks video…

WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS.

2. She dresses Nala up as a Christmas elf and has a photoshoot…

We need a 2017 Nala calendar. PLEASE.

3. She makes Alfie an elaborate Christmas calendar…

Filled of better gifts than we can ever give or receive.

4. She has a Christmas decorations haul…

You know she’s been planning it since March.

5. Zoe picks out her Christmas tree…

And it’s far more perfect than our half dead Fraser Fir could ever hope to be.

6. Zoe, Alfie, Tanya and Jim have a couples Christmas game…

We’re betting Articulate this year.

7. There's a Christmas jumper haul…

We already want every single thing that she’s picked.

8. We are hideously jealous of all her beauty advent calenders…

Someone send us the Charlotte Tilbury and/or the Diptyque ones. Or if it’s easier, wire us the money and we’ll buy it. Please and thanks.

9. She wears a Christmas pyjama set that sells out in 3 minutes after her video goes up…

It will have either Santas, snowmen and/or snowflakes printed on them.

10. She debuts her new Vlogmas intro someone featuring Nala, Alfie and the guinea pigs

Poor Alf wasn’t in it last year. Way harsh. So we’re betting she includes him this year.

11. She does a baking video with Tanya…

Now’s the time to put on that winter weight you guys. For health and safety reasons. It’s cold.

12. She does a Christmas collab with Mark…

He's been round there an awful lot recently...a Christmas sing-along? SURELY.

13. She watches Elf approx. 73 times…

SANTA? I KNOW HIM.

14. Smooth Xmas radio is all she plays in her vlogs…

Because, duh.

15. She does a Christmas home scents haul…

She did a small candle one last year but we all know that’s not enough for Zoe. Plus she’s got her own range of candles and diffusers this year so it’s got to be a full video. LOVE.

16. Nala gets more toys that we do…

Poor us.

17. There’s a YouTuber Christmas party…

And we get the worst FOMO of ALL TIME.

18. She films Joe Sugg after a few too many drinks…

Because it’s too good not to.

'Like this? Then download the amazeballs MTV Snapchat right here. Do it. Now.'